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The Portrait in Sidcup

Main Road
Sidcup
DA14 6NF
02083 028757


Suitable For...

Private FunctionsWelcomes parties and celebrationsGroup Meetings / FunctionsRegular social users are welcome

Facilities at The Portrait...

Click or tap to tell us about your experiences...

Function Room

Does The Portrait have a function room?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Food Service

Does The Portrait offer food service?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Pool Table

Does The Portrait have a pool table?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Sports TV

Does The Portrait have sports TV?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Dartboard

Does The Portrait have a dartboard?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Outdoor Seating

Does The Portrait have outdoor seating?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Real Ale

Does The Portrait regularly serve real ale?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Car Parking

Does The Portrait have a car park?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Disabled Access

Does The Portrait have disabled access?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Family Friendly

Does The Portrait welcome children?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Dog Friendly

Does The Portrait welcome dogs?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


Free WiFi

Does The Portrait offer free WiFi?

YES, They do
NO, They do not


"Idiot!" thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fishing in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited him in for a drink. As they sipped their whiskies, the gentleman thought he'd humour the old man and asked "so, how many have you caught today?". "You're the eighth!" he replied, with a wry smile.



Planning a Party?

DJs recommended for events at The Portrait...

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About this info...

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